Tuesday, January 3, 2012

We Do Not Play Disc Golf in the Nude

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John just walked into the family room wearing nothing but a smile...

...and these rain boots...

(I had to crop out part of the picture...you know...to maintain the decorum of the blog. Why he took off all of the clothes he was wearing remains a mystery.)

I noticed immediately that he had two disc golf discs (basically glorified frisbees) tucked under his little arm.

...Oh, but don't call disc golf discs, "frisbees" around my older children because there is a high likelihood that you will be corrected.

When John found me he announced, "READY!!!" to which I responded somewhat hesitantly, "Oh, uh, well, I see...and just what are you ready to do?"

He replied "Ina go ow-sigh...'tay Mommy, peaaaaaaase?...Ina discs..."

Allow me to provide a rough translation..."I want to go outside...Okay, Mommy? Please? I want to play with the disc golf discs."

(It is interesting to note that he made sure he had his boots on before asking to go outside, because he knows that he needs shoes on to go outside. Also of note...he was sure to add his repeatedly well received, "peaaaaaaase" when he made his request to go outside. He knows I am basically powerless to resist him when he concludes a request with that darling little, "please.")

I gave Mike a brand new disc golf, "putter" for Christmas and John was OBSESSED with it. He carried it around for days after Christmas and even slept with it several times. If he didn't have it when he woke up in the morning he'd ask, "Wassa disc? Ina disc."

Some of the Christmas money John got from Grandparents went to buying him his very own RED (Mike's putter is red) disc golf disc. (We did try to hand give him a regular frisbee at one point. Nothin' doin'.)

I am pleased to report that John's head did not explode from excitement when Mike handed him his very own, RED, disc golf disc. He spent yesterday morning playing 9 holes of official disc golf with Mike and the boys.

I did, however, inform John just a little while ago, that disc golf is not a pants optional sport...and that he would need to get dressed if he wanted me to take him outside.

Boy Howdy, it's gonna be a great year. I can just feel it.
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15 comments:

Tristan said...

What a seriously cute cute kid!! I love that he is wearing nothin' but rain boots! What a stud! And that sweet smile is just heart melting!

jessica said...

Now that kid can actually pull off nothin' but rain boots! Why do they have to grow up...WHY??? Makes me sad.

Anonymous said...

to clarify i play disc golf in the nude..its the only way i win (by letting the ladys fly) you can delete my comments and i wont be upset

Christie said...

You never know...it could turn into an Olympic sport. :-)

What a cutie!

mary said...

he is so cute. what's wrong with playing outside in the nude? Seriously, you should have let him, just to see what your neighbor did! Miss you tons!!!!

Jessica said...

You're such a mean mom. I know for a FACT it is warm in your part of the country. He would have been just fine.

When did that little tiny preemie start talking in full sentences anyway?!

Aleasha said...

OH my word. He is a doll. How do you feel about arranged marriages? Miss you tons and tons!

Dan said...

:)

Lisa-Marie said...

Ya, I wanna know the same thing as Jessica....How in the world can that be Little John? Oh. My. Land. He is too cute.

And your story telling skills are the best! Hysterical! I just love it when you blog.

Elizabeth said...

You are hilarious! I am so glad you translated I would have been lost I tell ya.

He is the cutest Disc Golf player I have ever seen.

Amy said...

That man child is cute. Best he gets the pants optional phase out of his system now.

Jaime said...

That is awesome. I love that u have a nudist on ur hands!

Jannet said...

So Miss Lauren, are you going to ask me the burning question or not? ;)

Elizabeth said...

Hey Babe,
Thanks for telling me about Celia. I have been away but just went over to read her last post. So sad ... she was the inspiration for me to start my blog and I loved reading about all her family and life.

So now Missy you will have to start posting more regularly so I can be nosy about all your goings on ;-)

stevien said...

So funny! Disc golf will always remind me of Blacksburg. *sigh*