Thursday, November 27, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving!

I was telling Mike a few days ago, that in a way I am sad that Brian doesn't say, "Sanksgiving" the way he has in years past. It is the end of an era, because now our son now properly enunciates the, "th" sound. *sigh*

Okay, that was kind of random...sorry.

Anyway, we hope all of you have a wonderful Thanksgiving! I asked each of my family members early this morning to tell me something that they are grateful for.

Evan said laughing, "My bum!" Boy, you are a riot. (Please, detect me in sarcasm there.) I shot him a warning glance and said, "Try again" to which he answered in a very distracted tone because he was searching for shoes so he could go to the Turkey Bowl (annual football game with church members), "Uh....I dunno, my family". That's right, son. I love forcing your gratitude...great answer!

Then I turned to Adam and asked, "What are you grateful for, Adam?" You will probably find this shocking, but he said, "My bum!" and burst into riotous laughter. I said, "Adaaaaaam" in my special "you are wounding Mommy's feelings" tone and he said, "Okay, okay, sorry...and then said, "uhhhh...My body." Okay, I was hoping for, "My wonderful Mother!" but, I'll take it.


Then, all manner of chaos ensued as people ran around trying to find proper sports gear to wear to "The Annual Football Game Where Someone Inevitably Gets Hurt on Thanksgiving Morn. but You Can Call it the 'Turkey Bowl' for Short". Amidst the chaos I asked my loving husband what he was thankful for. With audible congestion in his husky voice he said, "Not my sinuses." Wow, honey...I bet you say that to all the girls.


I encouraged everyone to get out the door before Brian woke up because he is still too little to play. I believe my encouraging words were something along the lines of, "If you people don' t get out of here before Brian wakes up...." as they rushed out the door.

Brian woke up dazed and came out wearing his long sleeved and legged Batman pajamas about fifteen minutes later and, Oh, Happy Day, let me snuggle with him on the couch! I told him, "Happy Thanksgiving!!" and when I asked him what he was grateful for he said, "Pretty Kitty." Pretty Kitty is the stray cat that has taken up residence here.

I know I write things in a sarcastic and joking tone, but I couldn't be more grateful for my great many blessings.


Oh, and cheap child labor over Thanksgiving break...heh, heh, heh...

Notice the special, *ahem* detailing Brian put on the bathroom mirror.

Thanks for priming my bathroom, boys!!! Momma loves you!

November 2008 Evan: 11 years and 4 months old, Adam: 8 years and 4 months old and Brian 5 years and 6 months old.

24 comments:

Suzanne said...

Yay! Put those boys to work! Seriously, Happy Thanksgiving to you guys! Love you.

calibosmom said...

What is with boys and their bums? I think you should keep the hand print on the mirror. I have a bathroom that needs painting too...you've given me an idea...

Kristin said...

Somedays I thankful for my bum as well, imagine how uncomfortable it would be to sit on one of those hard chairs at church without one. Can I hire your boys out, for work painting and to teach my boys how to paint as well?

Kristin said...

My friend made the flower bows, are they not the cutest.

My name is Andrea said...

I thought that hand print was on the back of a head until you said it was on the mirror...I was impressed! Awesome painting, boys! Way to help out your mama even if you are more grateful for your bums than you are for her. One day that will all change...:o)

Hope you had a FABULOUS day!

Aleasha said...

I love cheap workers... I can't wait for mine to be old enough to actually be of help...

It was great to see you guys today. Your family is just so fab-u-lous!

mary said...

This post cracked me and Dudi up! You guys are so fun. We are glad to have friends like you.

diane said...

I wish I was thankful for my bum.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Lisa-Marie said...

Well,if the boys are going to be making bum jokes,I want to too. So....

Lauren you CRACK me up!!!!

Seriously, happy thanksgiving and I am thankful for our friendship!!!!

P.S. Make sure we get pics of the finished bathroom!

Paige said...

Thankful for a bum is great if you have a nice one! I'm going to say I'm thankful for my boobs in tribute to your boys.

Laurie said...

You are totally cracking me up! Hopefully no one got hurt too seriously in the annual event.

Good work boys. I don't yet trust mine not to paint each other.

chrissy said...

Happy Thanksgiving/Bum Day!!!

Bridget said...

I love Lisa-Marie and Paige's comments. I can't top those so I'm not going to try. Happy Thanksgiving, Lauren!

Linsey said...

If you had asked me Lauren, I would have said, among other things, that I am thankful for you. You are always a joy to read.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Hazen5 said...

With boys why does everything center around "Bums"? I am glad you got some work done over Thanksgiving break. What good boys you have!

nic said...

Ah, Sanksgiving. It always reminds me of our first Turkey day serving out mission when we walked into (you'll remember her name better than me...) and she said: "Oh, God Bless you girls, go ahead and put it in the kitchen over there."

Not expecting us at all to supply her with a turkey and all the fixins! I'm suprized she didn't have the oven pre-heated.

Happy Thanksgiving. Love you!

Wendi said...

Can't wait to see the finished product!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Thanks for the laugh.

Annemarie said...

Well, a bum is an important thing to have..I can see their point. Sounds EXACTLY like something that would take place under my roof. I tell you...our boys would get along beautifully.

heidiram said...

What is up with the bum talk? My boys were joking about that the other day as well. And then of course they had to follow it up with "if we didn't have a bum, then where would our farts come out" which was the perfect segue into a 20 minute conversation about farting. Gotta love those boys! And for the record, I am not thankful for my bum. It's far too large.

Jake said...

We had to censor our "thankful" table time talk too. Glad we aren't the only ones!

♥Shally said...

I wish I was thankful for my bum! :)

Melissa-Mc said...

Isn't little boy humor just soooo hilarious (not). I guess it would be really hard to go through life without a bum, though.

Jessica said...

I totally HATE when my kids start pronouncing stuff right. One of the main reasons I was so stressed about Jane going to kindergarten was that I was afraid they were going to make her say her Rs and Ls right. Thank heavens that hasn't happened.

And I'm thankful your sense of humor has been passed down to posterity. I started laughing myself when the second Bum came up!

Ilene said...

Those pictures make me excited for my boys to get older. I love that cheap child labor... I have a couple of more rooms that need painting.

Congrats on VT getting into a BCS bowl, by the way! I thought of you when I saw that.